Jeanealogy: the study of LEVIS and WRANGLERS.
Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes!
I’m not sick, I’ve just got fading genes.
Oxymoron: relaxed genes.
Biochemists wear designer genes.
My genes are so tight, they may stay with me forever.
NEXT GENERATION GENEALOGISTS
A modern mother is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the family photo album. “This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother and here’s your sperm donor and your father’s clone. This is me holding you when you were just a frozen embryo. The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt, she’s the family genealogist.”