Baby: A new acorn on the family tree.
Cemetery: (n) A marble orchard not to be taken for granite.
Cussin: what genealogists do when they can’t find one.
FLOOR: (n) The place for storing your priceless genealogy records.
Genealogists: Time unravelers.
Genealogist: One always in search of a good dead man!
Genealogy: People collecting people!
Genealogy: A hay stack full of needles. It’s the threads I need.
Genealogy: Looking for needles in haystacks.
Genealogy: Collecting dead relatives and sometimes a live cousin!
Genealogy: The marriage of a jigsaw puzzle to a dungeon & dragons game.
Genealogy: Tracing descent from someone who didn’t.
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
Documentation: the worst part of genealogy.
Documentation: the hardest part of genealogy.
Family history: a quilt work of lives.
Kinship: it`s all relative!
RELATIVES: people who come to dinner who aren’t friends.
Puritanism: the fear that someone somewhere is happy.
Research: What I’m doing, when I don’t know what I’m doing.