We All Have One….

  We All Have One….

He is a couple of bricks short of a full load

He rows his boat with one oar out of the water

Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming

Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

One neuron short of a full synapse.

Lights are on, nobody’s home.

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

A few peas short of a casserole.

Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

One taco short of a combination plate.

Fell out of the family tree

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Body by Fisher; brains by Mattel.

Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

As smart as bait.

Chimney’s clogged.

Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor.

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

His sewing machine’s out of thread.

If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

Slinky’s kinked.

Surfing in Nebraska.

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

Big like ox; smart like tractor.

A few sandwiches short of a picnic.

Not wound too tight.

Shirt size: large. Cap size: small.

Room temperature IQ.

A few box cars short of a full trainload.

Missing a hard-drive.

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Doesn’t have two wits to bat together.

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

One tire short of a Goodyear.

A few Pinata’s short of a fiesta.

Butter slipped off the noodles.

Not firing on all thrusters.

Two cards short of a full deck.

Three dots short of an ink-blot test.

Forgot to use a surge protector.

Half bubble off level.

The mental agility of a used soap dish.