Three to get Ready!

I Feel Faint
Okay, so I don’t descend from anyone… now what? 

Genealogists
Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease!
Genealogists never lose their jobs, they just go to another branch! 

Skeletons
Live so the preacher won’t have to lie at your funeral! 

Tangled Web
Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!!!!