Glow In The Forest

I Feel Faint

 I Feel Faint

GENEALOGY is a hobby. I raise dust bunnies as pets.
GENEALOGY is not a hobby, it’s an obsession!
GENEALOGY is a hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.
GENEALOGY is not a hobby, it’s a disease!
GENEALOGY is a hobby of making cucumbers out of pickles.

Genealogy is contagious, seldom fatal!

Genealogy is not fatal, but it is a grave disease!

I finally got it all together. Now where did I put it?

There is nothing that you can take that will cure Gene-Allergy!

“Crazy” is a relative term in MY family.

***QUARANTINED***GENEALOGY FEVER***INCURABLE***

  1. Growing older is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  2. Insanity is my only means of relaxation.
  3. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
  4. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
  5. Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies:
    They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
  6. One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
  7. My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.  
  8. Every time I think about exercise, I lie down until the thought goes away.
  9. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
  10. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
  11. I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
  12. There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is already full.
  13. Time may be a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
  14. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
  15. Age doesn’t always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.
  16. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
  17. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
  18. I don’t mind the rat race, but I could do with a little more cheese.
  19. Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.
  20. It is bad to suppress laughter; it goes back down and spreads to your hips.
  21. Freedom of the press means no-iron clothes.
  22. Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.
  23. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.